What is Retard Skills?

Retard Skills is a set of AI clarity-audit prompts for checking whether a website, plan, pitch, bio, sales call, or idea got buried under overthinking.

How do the skills work?

You choose a skill, paste your work into your AI tool, and run the fixed checklist. The output is designed to point at the confusing parts and tell you how to make the thing obvious.

Why is it listed here?

Retard Skills is one of Aaron's live projects and now anchors the shared visual language for this personal site: paper, ink, editorial blue, big condensed display type, and direct copy.

AI Skill Kit · Live

Retard Skills

Clarity audits for not being an idiot

statusLive. Free in beta while the skill library and reports tighten.

best forFounders, builders, sellers, and operators who know the thing is good but can feel the explanation getting too clever.

proof

Live at retardskills.com with six shipped skills, email-gated access, generated Retard Reports, and the same editorial blue-paper brand system now echoed across this site.

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What is real about Retard Skills.

01Status

Live. Free in beta while the skill library and reports tighten.

02Proof

Live at retardskills.com with six shipped skills, email-gated access, generated Retard Reports, and the same editorial blue-paper brand system now echoed across this site.

03Best for

Founders, builders, sellers, and operators who know the thing is good but can feel the explanation getting too clever.

04Built with

Next.js · Convex · Resend · Tailwind CSS

05Related system

BossMode · AvatarCzar

The brief

Why Retard Skills exists.

Retard Skills turns the Retardmaxxing idea into a practical clarity system. You pick the surface, paste the work into your AI, and get a direct audit that calls out where the useful thing got buried under jargon, hedging, adjectives, and fake sophistication.

Plain English

What it does.

Run one of six skills — Marketing, Wants, Pitch, Bio, Sales, or Idea — and get a Retard Report: quote first, diagnosis second, fix third. Each skill has twenty fixed checks, so the output stays sharp instead of drifting into generic advice.

Project checks

Who it helps, what is proven, where it stands.

Best for

Founders, builders, sellers, and operators who know the thing is good but can feel the explanation getting too clever.

Proof

Live at retardskills.com with six shipped skills, email-gated access, generated Retard Reports, and the same editorial blue-paper brand system now echoed across this site.

Status

Live. Free in beta while the skill library and reports tighten.

Features

What ships with Retard Skills.

01Feature

Six clarity skills:

Six clarity skills: Marketing, Wants, Pitch, Bio, Sales, and Idea

02Feature

Twenty fixed checks

Twenty fixed checks per skill so the audit stays disciplined

03Feature

Retard Reports with

Retard Reports with quote-first diagnosis and practical fixes

04Feature

Built for AI

Built for AI agents and paste-in workflows instead of another dashboard

05Feature

Editorial paper, ink,

Editorial paper, ink, and blue brand system used as the reference for this refresh

Built with

Next.js

Convex

Resend

Tailwind CSS